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Vibrator Sells Out After Woman’s Hilarious Review Goes Viral

Wow that is a VERY enthusiastic review.

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A woman’s sex-toy review has been going viral for all the right reasons, and ladies, before we get into this I have to warn you – she’s already made the product sell out. No, seriously.

Obviously this anonymous woman has been having a bloody good time in the self-love department (and rightly so), but she felt it a disservice to the world to not share her amazing experience with the vibrator in a bid to enlighten women everywhere.

She reviewed the product, saying: “Game on. I played with the settings on my hand to test this fine machinery out. The vibration for the g spot part is quite strong, I was impressed with that even before use. Next was suction.

“So many levels it was interesting to see the different patterns and strength. There are 10 levels for clitoral and 10 patterns for g spot. I’ve never used a cl*t suction type stimulator, so I have nothing to compare it to, but looked forward to it none the less. Time to solo party.

“I found placement for the cl*t a bit low for my body shape, it took me a few min to get everything where it needed to be. That was a bit time consuming and slightly frustrating. But as with any new toy, its trial and error.


“I started the cl*t one on low, which I barely even felt. Unbeknownst to me it wasn’t lined up 100%, so, me being me, I decide to go from zero to 60 in 3.5.

“I hit the suction button setting to level five or six and hit the g spot button as well. And made a minor adjustment on suction placement.

“At least I think that’s what happened, because I’m pretty sure I blacked out.

“I frantically tried to turn it off, but ended up hitting the buttons like a maniac, sending to even stronger suction and now variant pulses from the g spot vibrator. And came, again.

“I’m pretty sure I levitated. It was an unending orgasm. This time, my soul left me, and god himself said ‘child, it is not your time, go back to the lil pink light.’ Mind you, I’m agnostic.

“I’m brought back into my earthly body after managing to pull it off me throwing it across my bed, it falls to the floor, still buzzing happily away.

She then continues on to write:

“I stared at my ceiling dazed trying to remember who I am and what year is this.

“I get up to clean up and realize in my seizure like orgasms, i hurt my hip and back. I’m still hobbling four hours later. I did not stretch enough.

“So in conclusion, this met and exceeded expectations. Hydrate, make sure you don’t have to do anything that involves decisions or brainpower for the rest of the day. And for the love of god, stretch like you are about to run the 500 meter dash.

Many people were so inspired by her review, that the product not only increased in price to £59.99 due to demand, but it also sold out pretty quickly. Don’t worry though, as it is VERY likely it will be back in stock – so if you want to get your hands on one just keep patiently refreshing this link here.

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