Gemma Collins has been a bit of Meme Queen as of late. She has taken Twitter and the rest of the social world by storm with her incredibly expressive face. Here are our favourites…
If this isn’t you, it’s your mum, or it’s going to be you when you have kids. You know it’s a lie when you hear it from someone else too – or do you really believe it if you hear it? Whoever says it is so going to be mad if they hear the truth. Even Gemma Collins’ poker face can’t fool us into thinking she’ll not be mad.
Text messages arrive instantly for a reason – if we want to wait a week for a reply, we would have sent a letter. So, if we message someone, we expect a reply, and pronto! Driving and sleeping are just about the only excuses here.
And then, to make matters worse, when they do finally reply, you’re in bed and just about to fall asleep despite all the crap that your brain had to go through first…and then…beep. Message. And you know it’s going to be some nonsense like ‘K’ or ‘XOXO’. Like, no. Stop it.
Who hasn’t done this. As you take out your phone you already know it’s a crappy idea. You also know you’re going to do so because Senor Tequila says it’s a good idea, and he’s always right, isn’t he?