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There’s Already An Aladdin Porn Parody Called Allad*ck

What would Walt Disney have to say?

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Aladdin Porn Parody

Prepare to see a ‘whole new world’ as there’s already a porn parody of Disney’s Aladdin. As the House of Mouse reinvents the 1992 cartoon for the 21st Century and gives audiences a live-action remake, it was only a matter of time before the porn industry cashed in on the idea.

These days, there are porn parodies based on everything from Stranger Things to The Avengers, Game of Thrones to The Walking Dead. My personal favourite is Edward Penishands, reimagining the Tim Burton classic where the main character has male appendages instead of his infamous scissors.

From the sordid minds of WoodRocket — responsible for Game of BonesAllad*ick proves that nothing is off-limits when it comes to porn parodies. The description should have you running down to your local store to pick up a copy:

“Drop your harem pants and start rubbing your lamp because the most magical musical porn parody of all time is here! Aladd*ck is the live-action, hardcore, song-singing, blue genie-filled porn parody of Aladdin, and it was created by WoodRocket & Pornhub, the horny folks behind Hamiltoe and Game of Bones 2.”

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The rest of the synopsis gets a little risqué, so you’ll have to go looking for Allad*ck yourself. Safe to say, the parody’s version of Genie is just as creepy as Will Smith’s live-action version. I can only assume that Robin Williams is shaking his head in his grave!


It’s not all about the V*genie though. This being a riff on a Disney, there are the obligatory musical numbers to flesh out the runtime. I guarantee you’ll never have heard “Prince Ali” like this before.

Aladdick Porn Parody
WoodRocket

As with all Wood Rocket movies, Aladd*ck is jam-packed with as many jokes and porn puns as the writers could ‘ram’ into the script. At least the movie is (slightly) less unnerving than the studio’s LEGO Movie parody — seriously, that will haunt your nightmares.

With Disney continuing its slate of live-action remakes, will there be a porno version of The Lion King? My question is, what happened to WoodRocket’s own version of Dumbo? I’m sure Dumboob would’ve been a bestseller.

[Featured Image: WoodRocket]

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