It’s time for another shocking confessional about a man’s manhood. After putting you off eating raclette cheese with the guy who hadn’t washed his pecker properly in 24 years, we’ve got the tale of a man who kept his micropenis a secret from his fiance until they’d tied the knot. Honestly, you couldn’t write this stuff.
We’re here to champion the idea that it isn’t the size that matters (it’s what you do with it), but when you struggle to see what you could even do with it, there might be a few problems.
This latest trouser problem comes from a Reddit forum known as “Am I The Asshole?” — a place where you can share your darkest secrets in anonymity. The story comes from a 27-year-old woman who confesses her hubby (32) left her lacking in the bedroom.
The title reads “Newlywed husband (32M) wanted to wait til marriage for sex and just surprised me (27F) with micropenis on the honeymoon” before she gets into the nitty-gritty. She claims, “I’m not going to shame him and honestly I don’t even know how I’ll broach the topic (and I’m not seeking advice).”
However, after going “to town with him,” the unnamed female says she feels “lied to” by her beau. She explained that her husband isn’t religious but put off having sex because he is “old-fashioned.” Writing the confessional just hours after getting back from her honeymoon, his missus is clearly vexed by the entire situation.
Redditors were split down the middle, with some having a go at her for being such a size queen, while others sympathised with the situation. At the end of the day, marriage is supposed to be a lifetime commitment.
One person wrote, “If size was important to you, you should have snuck a peek. You decided to marry him after 6 months…at this point I think you have a lot of surprises ahead of you. Buckle up cause you just married a stranger.”
Someone else wrote, “Wow……and this, kids..is why you don’t wait till marriage to have sex,” while another advised, “Or, you could not get married in 6 months and talk about stuff.”
Not that we expect to find an anaconda down there when we first do it with someone, but the fact that she thinks her husband hid it from her is the real issue.
By the sounds of it, he is clearly conscious about his lil chap and probably knew she might have something to say. That being said, there are far worse things out there than your husband not being able to windmill his Johnson if he ever became a stripper.
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