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Hugh Jackman Announced As BRIT Awards 2019 Opening Act

By Katey Roberts | February 15, 2019

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Mums Are Calling For Jacqueline Wilson Books To Be ‘Banned From Children’

By Katey Roberts | February 6, 2019

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Suits Spin-Off Show Pearson Releases Official First Trailer

By Tom Chapman | February 5, 2019

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Latest Posts

Captain Marvel Featured

Trolls Are Already Slamming Captain Marvel To Stop Us Buying Tickets

Don’t worry, Brie Larson will sort them out!

By Tom Chapman | 4 hours ago

Deliveroo Is Looking For A Food Taster And We Volunteer As Tribute

iveroo is looking for a food taster, and this is literally the best job we’ve ever come across. The delivery …read more

By Mel Ramsay | 5 hours ago

Harry Potter Scrabble

Harry Potter Scrabble Will Separate The Wizards From The Dumb-ledores

How many points do you get for Xenophilius?

By Tom Chapman | 5 hours ago

Big Bang Theory Baby

Big Bang Theory Producer Discusses Heartbreaking Baby Twist

Don’t expect Penny and Leonard to throw a baby shower in the finale

By Tom Chapman | 6 hours ago

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Film

Captain Marvel Featured

Trolls Are Already Slamming Captain Marvel To Stop Us Buying Tickets

By Tom Chapman | 4 hours ago

Pepper Potts MCU

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Officially Leaving The Marvel Cinematic Universe

Bye bye Pepper Potts

By Tom Chapman | 6 hours ago

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Scream Hellraiser

Scream And Hellraiser Movie Reboots Could Be Coming Soon

What’s your favourite scary movies?

By Tom Chapman | 9 hours ago

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Tom Holland Has Already Dropped A Huge Avengers: Endgame Spoiler

Maybe he should change his name to Spider-Blab?

By Tom Chapman | February 18, 2019

Toy Story Child's Play

Someone Turned Toy Story Into A Horror Movie And Ruined Our Childhoods

Woody goes from best friend to worst nightmare

By Tom Chapman | February 18, 2019

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All-Female X-Men Movie

There’s An All-Female X-Men Movie You’ll Never Get To See

It would’ve taken the men out of the X-Men

By Tom Chapman | February 15, 2019

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Pirates of the Caribbean Featured

Pirates of the Caribbean Reboot Is Already ‘In Serious Trouble’

It looks like we’re in ‘Depp’ trouble with this one!

By Tom Chapman | February 15, 2019

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Celebrity

This Guy Just Photoshopped Smiles Onto Eminem’s Face And It’s Brilliant

By Mel Ramsay | 7 hours ago

Travis Scott

Twitter Is Absolutely Annihilating Travis Scott Over ‘Awkward’ Blunder

Travis is all tuckered out by his tour

By Tom Chapman | 7 hours ago

Drag Race Trinity Outfit

RuPaul’s Drag Race Star Defends ‘Offensive’ Outfit Choice

Anyone offended shouldn’t expect an apology from Trinity the Tuck

By Tom Chapman | 8 hours ago

BREAKING: Karl Lagerfeld Has Died Aged 85

A rep from Chanel has confirmed his passing.

By Katey Roberts | 9 hours ago

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The Jonas Brothers Are Reuniting And Millennials Are Screaming

We’re “Burnin’ Up” with excitement

By Tom Chapman | 10 hours ago

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The Internet Has Gone Into Meltdown Over Shawn Mendes’ Latest Picture

Wow.

By Mel Ramsay | February 18, 2019

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P!NK To Close BRITs 2019 After Winning Outstanding Contribution To Music Award

ICONIC.

By Katey Roberts | February 18, 2019

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Television

Big Bang Theory Baby

Big Bang Theory Producer Discusses Heartbreaking Baby Twist

By Tom Chapman | 6 hours ago

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Drag Race Trinity Outfit

RuPaul’s Drag Race Star Defends ‘Offensive’ Outfit Choice

Anyone offended shouldn’t expect an apology from Trinity the Tuck

By Tom Chapman | 8 hours ago

Netflix’s Abducted In Plain Sight Could Be Getting A Sequel

This would be awesome.

By Mel Ramsay | 8 hours ago

Deleted Scene From Abducted In Plain Sight ‘Changes Everything’

Wow.

By Mel Ramsay | 8 hours ago

YOU Has Officially Cast Joe Goldberg’s ‘Nemesis’

Are you excited for the next season?

By Mel Ramsay | 8 hours ago

People Are Threatening To Boycott Netflix And Cancel Their Memberships

Are they justified?

By Mel Ramsay | 9 hours ago

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Woman Vagina

Viewers Stunned After Woman Reveals She ‘Forgets To Wash Her Vagina’

Wait…what?

By Tom Chapman | 11 hours ago

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Food & Drink

Deliveroo Is Looking For A Food Taster And We Volunteer As Tribute

By Mel Ramsay | 5 hours ago

Drinking Diet Coke Everyday Leads To ‘Early Death’, According To Studies

Turns out they’re a lot more damaging than we all thought.

By Katey Roberts | February 15, 2019

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Baby Avocado Featured

You Can Now Eat An Avocado That’s The Size Of A Newborn Baby

Form the avocado…peel the avocado…guacamole!

By Tom Chapman | February 15, 2019

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Grape Fanta Featured

Fanta Grape Is Coming To The UK But It’s Left People Divided

Let’s get fizzy with it

By Tom Chapman | February 15, 2019

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Morrisons Is Selling A Heart-Shaped Ribeye Steak

Don’t go ‘steaking’ my heart, I couldn’t If I ‘ribeye’

By Tom Chapman | February 14, 2019

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You Can Now Travel Through Mexico On An All You Can Drink Tequila Train

Tequila, it makes me happy!

By Tom Chapman | February 13, 2019

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Unicorn Gin Featured

B&M Is Selling Glittery Unicorn Gin That Tastes Like Marshmallows

Bottoms up!

By Tom Chapman | February 12, 2019

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Real Life

Girl Behind Overly Attached Girlfriend Meme Has A Boyfriend

By Mel Ramsay | 6 hours ago

You Can Now Buy Stairs To Help Your Dog Get Onto The Bed

Dog hair everywhere.

By Mel Ramsay | 7 hours ago

British Rapper 21 Savage Responds To ‘Brutal’ Memes Made About Him

Lmao.

By Mel Ramsay | 8 hours ago

Charcoal Facemasks Are Being Labelled As ‘Racist’

Really?!

By Mel Ramsay | 8 hours ago

Webcam model

Webcam Girl Reveals Most Bizarre Things People Have Asked Her To Do

Imagine pretending you’re a biscuit and asking someone to eat you

By Tom Chapman | February 18, 2019

Matalan Is Selling A Unicorn Coat That Changes Colour When It Rains

This is amazing!

By Mel Ramsay | February 18, 2019

ASDA Is Selling Sausage Dog Bedding And It’s Cute AF

NEED IT!

By Katey Roberts | February 18, 2019

WTF

Dr Pimple Popper Just Removed A 30-Year-Old ‘PopEye’ Tumour And Wow

By Katey Roberts | February 18, 2019

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Bloke’s Dating Demands Go Viral For Being ‘Extremely Creepy’

I can’t believe what I’ve just read.

By Katey Roberts | February 15, 2019

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This Pillow Prevents Your Arm From Going Numb During Spooning Sessions

Where has this been my whole life?

By Katey Roberts | February 15, 2019

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Pimple Popper Featured

Dr Pimple Popper Shocks Viewers With Giant ‘Mud’ Cyst

DISGUSSSSSTEN *in Scottish accent*

By Tom Chapman | February 14, 2019

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Bridesmaids Featured Image

Bride Admits To ‘Fattening Up’ Her Bridesmaids Before The Big Day

Don’t mess with the bride

By Tom Chapman | February 8, 2019

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Facebook Messenger Introduces ‘Delete Message’ Function And It’s About Time

Now if you find yourself sending something you PROBABLY shouldn’t have, you can quickly delete it before anyone sees!

By Katey Roberts | February 7, 2019

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The Sex Clinic Zach Penis Featured

Viewers Are Horrified By Man Who Hasn’t Washed His Penis In 24 Years

Someone pass the Febreeze

By Tom Chapman | February 7, 2019

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Gaming

Harry Potter Scrabble

Harry Potter Scrabble Will Separate The Wizards From The Dumb-ledores

By Tom Chapman | 5 hours ago

This Is Not A Drill: A New Pokemon Mobile Game Is Coming

SO READY FOR THIS!

By Katey Roberts | February 4, 2019

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Harry Potter UNO Featured

Harry Potter UNO Is Here To Make Card Games More Magical

Harry Potter has cast his spell on the world of UNO

By Tom Chapman | February 1, 2019

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Animal Crossing Switch Release Date Has Been ‘Confirmed’

The claims have come via a tweet, and a store rep confirmed the news to popular gaming website, GameByte.

By Katey Roberts | January 31, 2019

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Rockstar Games Is Looking For A Full Time Game Tester

*Hands in notice*.

By Katey Roberts | January 25, 2019

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Resident Evil Series Featured Image

Resident Evil TV Series Is Coming To Bite A Chunk Out Of Netflix

“You’re all going to die down here.”

By Tom Chapman | January 25, 2019

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Breaking Bad Game Featured

Breaking Bad’s Official Mobile Game Turns Players Into Heisenberg

Throw a pizza on the roof and rev up the RV, Breaking Bad is getting its own video game for mobile …read more

By Tom Chapman | January 22, 2019

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